For the fellas, let me hear you scream
Babes come dance with me
For the ladies, let's retaliate
No way Jose


I nearly lost it when I saw you there at Starry Night
Hired a secretary to schedule you into my life
I was a loner artist; a stranger to the block
Tried unsuccessfully to make a little small talk

But the whole crowd there danced so loud
I couldn't see the notes coming out of your big mouth
I tried to let loose; was trying way too hard
Knew I was doomed from the start


It doesn't matter what I say here
When words lose all of their meaning
As long as we can keep the lights out
It doesn't matter what I say here


For the one who got away I sure do see you here an awful lot
You probably got a scripted weekend with a thoughtful plot
Your love is like the pointless banter in between my songs
Thought you paid attention to it all along but I was wrong

It doesn't matter what I say cuz I'm invisible
It doesn't matter what I do it will be pitiful
It doesn't matter how I say it too because you'll still
Think I'm only kidding so...

What's the point, it doesn't even matter what I say here

As long as we can keep the lights out
It doesn't matter what I say here


For the fellas, let me hear you scream
Babes come dance with me
For the ladies, let's retaliate
No way Jose

And you can be my philosopher
If I can ride your dinosaur


I was a stupid kid, I was a maniac
I'm just an idiot man, I'm still a train wreck
I broke down you provided me the soundtrack
You cam around back then I had a little black
Book with your number written in it like a tattoo
Got a new phone put your info into that too
Sent out a mass text when I had a show
You replied "who's this"? and so I say

It doesn't matter what I say here
When words lose all of their meaning
As long as we can keep the lights out
It doesn't matter what I say here